August 29, 2014

"Everyone knows she is no longer the queen, but she thinks as long as she keeps this crown she's the winner. She's not."

Said David Kim director of director of media for the Miss Asia Pacific World pageant, after 18-year-old May Myat Noe of Burma, who "was described as a disappointment from the start."
"We thought she should be more beautiful... so as soon as she arrived we sent her to the hospital to operate on her breasts. It's our responsibility... If she has no good nose, then maybe, if she likes, we can operate on her nose. If it's breasts, then breasts."

Mr Kim said it was then that the troubles started.
The tiara is supposedly worth $100,000 to $200,000, but the teenager got to walk around with it? Plastic surgery required of the person after she wins? Absurd!

12 comments:

Smilin' Jack said...

"We thought she should be more beautiful... so as soon as she arrived we sent her to the hospital to operate on her breasts." Said David Kim director of director of media for the Miss Asia Pacific World pageant....

Plastic surgery required of the person after she wins? Absurd!


What's really absurd is forming an opinion on this issue based only on a headshot. Their "director of media" needs to provide more comprehensive evidence to support his position. There must be photos of the swimsuit competition available.

Rob said...

Though breast enlargement
Would make him prouder
She kept her crown
And took a powder
Burma Knave

buwaya said...

They wanted something she didn't want to give them ? I suspect some unstated requirements were involved. These characters seem very sleazy.

Twelve said...

I say keep the crown. As for the breasts, I need more information.

Wilbur said...

"There must be photos of the swimsuit competition available."

Just Bing or Google the pageant.

Then you'll be smilin', Jack.

I did, and venture a tentative opinion that breast augmentation was not necessary.

As if it ever is.

Wince said...

She's already acting like a second wife!

bgates said...

Plastic surgery required of the person after she wins?

They expect their pageant winner to get tits after she's crowned; we expect ours to get brains and leadership ability after he's elected.

Advantage: Them.

Donna B. said...

Rob wins the internets today!

Hammond X. Gritzkofe said...

David Kim, director of media for the pageant said: "We thought she should be more beautiful ... so as soon as she arrived we sent her to the hospital to operate on her breasts.

Girl, you done the right thing. Good idea to run off.

Hagar said...

I think saw or heard that she has absconded with the crown, and there is an all points bulletin out for her.

Perhaps they can have the crown back after an apology and a retraction of all the nasty things they said?
Particularly about her tits?

tim maguire said...

How else are they to maintain the standard of impossible beauty than to insist that even the most beautiful woman is not beautiful enough?

Joe said...

She's cute in a natural way. Wanna bet David Kim is gay? If not, he's mad because she wouldn't fuck him. All power to her.