May 19, 2014

Lynx.

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9 comments:

traditionalguy said...

Oh no. Another exotic breed for Meade's blog. They keep multiplying.

The first owner at the Dog Park that shows off a radioactive, glow in the dark Lynx wins.

Ann Althouse said...

My favorite dog is a lion.

MadisonMan said...

#QuestionsNoOneIsAsking

How radioactive are the lynxes around Chernobyl?

traditionalguy said...

That's not a lion. Ok, a Lynx is not a dog either. It's a cat that you don't want to meet in a dark alley. We demand a separate but equal Cat Park.

Skeptical Voter said...

Ah here in the wild hills of metropolitan Los Angeles (I live 8 miles as the crow flies from City Hall) we've got three mountain lions in the Verdugo Hills (I live in the brushline of the Verdugos) a mountain lion in Griffith Park and half a dozen bobcats in my immediate neighborhood. Not to mention the deer, the coyotes and the rattlesnakes. And the lions will and do kill and take an occasional German shepherd sized dog within a mile or less from my house.

But I bet those Chernobyl lynx livers would glow in the dark if they were ever biopsied.

Michael said...

This should encourage the lefty enviros to go for nuclear!!

Unknown said...

Obviously fake, because everyone knows that nothing can grow in the radioactive contamination around Chernobyl.

The science is settled!

traditionalguy said...

Forget plutonium. Lynxes qualify for the cat's nine lives exception.

YoungHegelian said...

Dudes, you just know what's going to happen here!

Generations & generations of young lynxi will grow up exposed to huuuge amounts of radiation. Then, they'll mutate. And mutate some more.

One day, they'll be red & scaly, 25 feet tall, 6 in. fangs & claws, and the ability to rapidly heal wounds.

One day, in the not too distant future, they'll run out of fresh meat on the Chernobyl preserve. Their hunger will drive them to an new, abundant source of meat --- man flesh (perogis with feet, as it were). THAT will be the beginning of the end for mankind!

ARE YOU READING THIS SYFY CHANNEL! I just gave you the plot line for a new made for cable movie! I WANT MY NAME IN THE CREDITS THIS TIME, you miserable thieving bastards!